Svada

Svada og matte 2 opptar mye tid.

Dette er dagens svada, heftig inspirert av en random blogg ettellerannet sted på world wide web.

"Threes"

3 ways to rob a bank
1. Be so incredibly charming they give you all their money.
2. In a mask and catsuit, at night, with a theme song.
3. Be a CEO in a major insurance company the next time a financial crisis hits.

3 words that I feel like a dick when I use
1. 'Serr'. Only 14-year olds should say this. Seriously. Or serr.
2. Totally awesome.
3. Rallentando

3 types of alcohol I only drink as a last resort
1. Unflavoured vodka
2. Flavoured vodka
3. Cheap champagne

3 types of porn which confuse me
Most porn confuses me actually...

3 lies I like to tell when I'm drunk
1. I've totally done this before (can refer to any number of really, really difficult things)
2. I actually really smart!
3. I never lie

3 canoe-related pieces of advice
1. You can't steer with the rope in the front of the boat
2. Carries are always longer in Canada
3. Tip a canoe. Is fun!

3 ways to leave your lover
1. Alone
2. With someone else
3. Burning in hell

3 dishes
1. Teacup
2. Coffee cup
3. Cereal bowl

3 things I can't be mature about
1. FISK!!!11
2. CERN
3. Johnny Depp